Posts by Billy the Ex-Bethelite

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One less JW in Scandinavia
by Powermetal4ever in
1. jw
2. friends
yes that's me, i am victorious!

i had enough after about 4 years knowing ttatt.

sent my da letter and it has been anounced at the meeting.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

One less Scandinavian JW? This pleases Thor!
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Our thoughts on the latest JW Broadcast for the month of May
by Christian Gutierrez in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
howdy guys!

this is our latest video on the jw broadcast in short form.

we talk about jw marriage challenges.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Love it!
And just like the JW Discrap Crapventions... my favorite part was the drama!
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Building 500 new kingdom halls?
by Coded Logic in
1. jw
2. friends
the wtbts has to know they aren't actually going to see their numbers significantly jump anytime soon/ever right?

are they planning on cutting the rbc down to 1/10th the work force so they can actually slow down their kh projects instead of increasing them?

or do they think their little website scheme is actually going to bring in more people?.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Sounds like 30,000 workers building 500 kingdumb hauls... invisibly!
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RC 2016 Leaks & Releases
by wifibandit in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
in an effort to reduce the number of posts, this year i will try to add links to this post.

now, on with the leaks & releases!

first up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nzvwhflss4.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Sparky, it looks like their drug and alcohol supplies have been holding up okay to this point, at least in this group. Shelly has probably been on strong anti-depressants ever since she had to give up her home, dog, and dreams of having children so they could move to an apartment where she could hear through the thin walls when the neighbors were having sex while her husband was busy out "shepherding" everyone else. She said that after the move it took "time to adjust", as in adjust her anti-depressant dosages so that she didn't have continuous bouts of tears and thoughts of suicide.
After Chris and Shelly have supposedly just come in after braving murderous mobs, she is loaded with cheesy smiles and chuckles. That just doesn't seem "right". And Br. Brown seems to be a slightly impaired "slow talker". I think he's got a few bottles stashed somewhere that he isn't sharing with the rest of them.
I still can't figure the deal with Chris coming in with a little slip of paper for Br. Brown with "a count at each group." Is this the end of the month and everyone has to get their report in? Is it a tally of how many are naked and hungry? Or maybe the groups have been studying the OT and have been sacrificing some of their members to the mobs, which are probably gay mobs that have forced the sacrificed JWs to get gay married?
There are just so many unanswered questions in this video!
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RC 2016 Leaks & Releases
by wifibandit in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
in an effort to reduce the number of posts, this year i will try to add links to this post.

now, on with the leaks & releases!

first up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nzvwhflss4.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

If the JWs really believed this scenario was coming, when the pioneers "simplified", they would have sold their luxurious home, driven past the apartment building, and moved to rural real estate, invested in canned food, bottled water, and munitions.
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New ANTI-GAY video for Kids on jw.org
by ttdtt in
1. jw
2. experiences
https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/one-man-one-woman-marriage/.

disgusting!.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

I almost forgot to post this explanation of what Bible based marriage really is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw
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RC 2016 Leaks & Releases
by wifibandit in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
in an effort to reduce the number of posts, this year i will try to add links to this post.

now, on with the leaks & releases!

first up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nzvwhflss4.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

I might have accused you of pranking us, wifibandit, because this video is truly terrible on every level: script, set design, costume design, and awful acting. This is so poorly done, that I couldn't believe WT would produce something like this... but, I recognized "Br. Brown" and his wife from bethel. WT has sunk to a new level of craziness. And it's not just crazy, it's lame. Zombies are rampaging planet earth (and have evidently already eaten the JW elderly and children), and these people still have electricity and are sitting around listening to a couple boast about how self-sacrificing they are.
It appears from the video that the couple "sacrificed" their house, their TV, and their cute little dog. So, to simplify your lives and please Jehovah's most holiest GB, NO PETS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW_02k7LRMo
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New Spiritually Weak Label: Not Using Tablet/iPhone
by Doubtfully Yours in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
with last night's meeting it became official: here in the states is a must to keep up with 'jehovah's org' that one fully jumps on board with this tablet/iphone crap.. so, now, all of us that up to this point have refused to follow the wtbts in their electronic/wireless revolution will deal with the browbeating from the 'spiritual' ones.. already receiving lots of grief from hubby and rest of the family/close friends when seen at the meetings with paper publications.

damn it!!!

am i alone in this resistance???!!!.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

iPad, eh?
I remember JWs saying that iPad was an acronym for Internet Pornography Access Device.
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New ANTI-GAY video for Kids on jw.org
by ttdtt in
1. jw
2. experiences
https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/one-man-one-woman-marriage/.

disgusting!.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

konceptual99, that funny link deserves a repeat. Some of the comments afterward are pretty good, too: http://wonkette.com/601364/jehovahs-witnesses-will-learn-you-how-to-be-the-cutest-lil-homophobe-ever

Love the title:

why oh why was Prince part of this organization?

Jehovah’s Witnesses Will Learn You How To Be The Cutest Lil’ Homophobe EVER
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JWs sell 124 Columbia Heights to Florida Panthers owner
by betterdaze in
1. social
2. current
jehovah's witnesses sell 124 columbia heights to florida panthers owner vincent violavirtu ceo vincent viola pays $105m for jehovah’s witnesses building in bk heights.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

124 and 107 are different buildings.
Whatever the case, this is a lot of money disappearing down the WT rabbithole.